Unemployed Cylon

If you see this guy, give him a hand, will you? He’s not bent on our destruction any more these days, and it’s only human of us to help. Shout out to Cenobyte for the photo. Another big shout out to her for uncountable hours spent deciphering and translating the ancient Caledonian text An Abridged History of Viper Pilot, which you can now find in my bio. Without her vast array of linguistic skills, the fleet would probably still be scratching its ass somewhere around Kashyyyk, trying to translate poorly-written Wookiee maps.

Other news from the fleet: since we’ve had to keep things mostly low-tech to stave off neo-Cylon attack virii, these steampunk record players have come in handy at the disco in concourse B of the HMS Rising Sun.

For those of you hunting for some new tunes for your library, I recommend giving Dean Grey’s American Edit a look. It is a whole mashup album, built using every track from the Green Day (Green Day -> Dean Gray … hah hah hah!) album American Idiot. Dean Gray is actually a collaboration between prominent bootleg producers Party Ben and Team9. Team9 is currently based out of Perth in Western Australia, so I’m happy to see I’m not alone on the continent.