Above: Outlander. Coming soon to a theatre near you. Spaceship crashes in Norway in ~500CE, leaving an alien psychopath monster on the loose. Fuckoff awesome fight scenes ensue. The excitement is so great I can barely keep my pants on.

Below: Outland. Not to be confused with Outlander. Sean Connery enforces the law in a mining colony, tracking down a drug cartel. Still awesome, but not as awesome as Celebrity Deathmatch: Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal vs Berserker Clan.