Tycho Haggman, coureur-des-bois

Celebrating the French-Canadian portion of his heritage,
Tycho proudly sports the joli chapeau of a voyageur

Census update! The fleet has one more passenger as of today, born at 03:53 on the morning of the 22nd (Australian Eastern Standard Time) and weighing in at a healthy 3.574 kilograms. While the colonial navy may not have another fighter in this quiet little package his contemplative nature and inquisitive eyes make us think that our robot oppressors may fear him even more when he comes of age.

Then again, he could start screaming a lot in the next few days.

Tycho weighs in

Tycho weighs in for his first fight
(against the cold, harsh truths of modern life, that is)

Atomique’s contractions started in the early hours of Saturday, the 21st of June 2008. Around 21:00 we arrived via transport shuttle at the hospital ship Brisbane Mater. Now, let this tale go no further without mention of Atomique’s herculean effort on the day. While labour officially started at 20:30 on the 21st she’d been feeling contractions since before dawn. At 03:30 on the 22nd of June the order came from the midwife to “give ‘er” (okay, that may not exactly have been her words – call it poetic license); after only 23 minutes of fierce effort Tycho was born. The hospital staff (and all onlooking relatives) were enthralled with Atomique’s pushing prowess: average time to delivery from giving the order to push is 90 minutes.

The happy family

The happy (and mightily tired) family

What’s in a Name: The Etymology of a Future Hero

Tycho (pron: tie-ko) is a Danish/Swedish name – Tycho Haggman’s great-grandfather Eric Häggman was a Swedish immigrant in Canada (long before the nuclear fallout from the religous wars of the late 2080s drifted north across the border). In the nordic countries the name is pronouced tee-ko but in astronomical circles, where one usually hears the name outside Scandinavia, it’s been anglicised to tie-ko. There is a Tycho Crater on Mars and on the Moon, both named after 16th century Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe. In 2001: A Space Odyssey, the alien monolith appears in Tycho Crater, where it is discovered after excavation around the Tycho Magnetic Anomaly.

Atomique is very keen on being able to point up into the night sky and tell the lad there’s a thing up there what he’s named after.

Tycho Crater (View in Google Moon)

No, he is not named after Tycho from Penny Arcade. I have an extensive network of informants who pass on the good bits from Penny Arcade to me, and that’s all I know of it. Hey, informants! Make with the passing!

The name Roland is from both my side of the family and his mother’s. Atomique’s great-great-great-uncle Roland was a water diviner (for the record, water divining is nothing more than reading the topology of the land and has nothing to do with supernatural ability; see episode one of The Root of All Evil). I have a great-uncle Roland who, as far as I know, boasted no magical abilities. This is on the French side of my family, though, so sonny boy can pronounce it with a bit of panache if he so desires.


Roland Deschain – The Gunslinger

Also, it’s pretty effin’ awesome to have a son with the same name as The Gunslinger.

Last but not least, Haggman (or Häggman, pronounced Heggman in Swedish). This is a name shrouded in mystery, changed by Eric before his escape from Europe. Perhaps some further digging into the fleet’s archives will yield more results, but for now I’ll leave this as a cliffhanger for next season.

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