So, uh, in Michael Jackson’s 1988 film Moonwalker, he transforms into a heavily-armed robot so he can defeat an army of criminals led by Joe Peschi.  Makes perfect sense, right? A guy’s gotta do something when he’s not touching up children.

Unfortunately, you’ll need to get past the halfway mark of the clip to get to the super-transformo-roboto action. But it’s worth it as not only is Jacko a Transformer, but he’s a triple changer (!!!).  To deliver the killing blow, he performs another transformation; this time into a class three transatmospheric attack craft.

Oh, 80s, you make so much sense if we all pretend you’re Japan.

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