So, uh, in Michael Jackson’s 1988 film Moonwalker, he transforms into a heavily-armed robot so he can defeat an army of criminals led by Joe Peschi. Makes perfect sense, right? A guy’s gotta do something when he’s not touching up children.
Unfortunately, you’ll need to get past the halfway mark of the clip to get to the super-transformo-roboto action. But it’s worth it as not only is Jacko a Transformer, but he’s a triple changer (!!!). To deliver the killing blow, he performs another transformation; this time into a class three transatmospheric attack craft.
Oh, 80s, you make so much sense if we all pretend you’re Japan.