Nickelback. Serieously, what the fuck is up with that?

I’m shamed by all those around me for being Canadian whenever their name pops up.

Don’t give these assholes a hundred bucks to go see them when you can get the exact same musical experience from any old cover band down at the local pub. Even a mediocre cover band, at zero cover or $5.00 is way better value for money than hearing Nickelback churn out exactly the same amount of truly original material over the course of a couple of hours.

Sorry, this rant isn’t nearly as long as the last one. I’ll try harder next time, Coyote. I did use some explicit words, though!