Hey, Vampire Weekend? Paul Simon called, and he wants all his shit back.

Vampire Weekend – Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

Paul Simon – You Can Call Me Al

If it wasn’t already painfully obvious that by including the word ‘vampire’ in the name of your band while every single tween in the northern hemisphere has entered a Japanese-style mass craze for all things vampiric (thanks, Twilight) that you’re a pack of gloryhounds interested in the bucks and not the art, the fact that you’ve pretty much ripped off a guy who singlehandedly (and by this I intend to imply here ‘one of his hands’) has more talent that your whole band put toogether kind of seals the deal.