I saw Avatar yesterday. It was pretty awesome.


After sitting through nearly three hours of quite possibly the greatest technical achievement in cinematography to date, the thought stuck at the front of my brain is: ‘A cavalry charge in the jungle? Who does that? Jesus effing hockey sticks.’

Cavalry. Jungle. Retarded.

Surely, if you have an army of space elf jungle-ninjas at your disposal, surely the good old guerrilla warfare is the way to go.

Even the Ewoks mustered a better battle plan.